December 7, 2012 by · Leave a Comment
FRIDAY’S ULTIMATE BACON PORN SITE
(From Natalie Luder’s Artist Site)
Fou Lard [fu ? l? ? d]
The French word for silk foulard is. The word consists of (crazy) from fou and lard (fat).
About 1500 years ago was a Chinese silkworm to France to produce silk. In the land of the “bon vivant” she found herself accidentally in a butchery on a nice slice of bacon again.Hmm, how nice and soft and tasty, the vegetarian’m surprised and began frantically to spin their cocoons.
The cocoon was awakened bigger and bigger and soon the attention of the woman of the butcher, a very elegant lady. This bacon but it looks crazy, she thought, and she already noticed the little mite, who felt quite comfortable in his new paradise. I’ll make the most out of your silk scarf, and she promised to feed the silkworm with the best bacon pieces, they could lay. Three months later, she was the proud owner of the most brilliant silk scarves, which she lovingly called my “padding”.
Fou Lard [fu ? l? ? d]
The French word for a silk scarf is foulard. The word is composed by fou (insane) and lard (bacon).
About 1500 years ago a Chinese silkworm found his way to France to produce silk in Europe.In the country of the “bon vivants” it accidentally landed in a butcher’s shop on top of a slice of bacon. Hmm, so soft and tasty, thought the vegetarian with surprise and with verve started to build a cocoon.
As the cocoon grew more and more the butcher’s wife, a sophisticated lady catches an eye on it. Is this bacon going insane, she thought but shortly after she spotted the little worm who found itself in a new paradise. I will make the most beautiful scarf from your silk, she promised and kept feeding the silkworm with the best bits of bacon she could find. After three months she was proudly wearing the most shiny silk scarf that she would call with my affection “foulard”.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all our BACON WHORES out there!
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We aren’t the only ones who love the meat candy. Nutmeg Nanny does too and she took that meaty goodness and combined it with carbs and calories. Tasty tasty. Check out her awesome creation.
July 5, 2012 by · 1 Comment
This is called MAKIN’ BACON, a pure honor to another #SlaveToThePig. We here at BaconPorn.org salute you!
So along with some soft-cooked cheesy chive eggs, I made “Duster Bacon”
It didn’t write down any exact measurements, but the recipe is flexible with good results. About a half cup brown sugar in a pyrex dish. I added (1 tsp) fresh ground black pepper, 2 tsp onion powder (not salt), 1/2 tsp powdered cayenne pepper. Mix. I added enough water to make the mix into a slurry. Added a tsp of molasses. Nuked it for about a minute or two – enough to make the mix into a hot syrup.
I coated all of the bacon (two pounds) and then broiled the bacon on drip racks.
Net result: Crunchy, Hot, and Sweet.
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Bacon will save youThe season is summer, not sure the month. We\’ve been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we’ll win.
Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we\’ve ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips – blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you\’ll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon – the zenith of canned bacon!
For nutrition information, click here.Tac Bac – Tactical Canned BaconDelicious bacon, canned, so it has a 10 year shelf life.
Approx. 18 servings per can (1 serving = 3 slices of bacon).Net Wt.: 9ozTac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon Video:
June 11, 2012 by · 5 Comments
Dinner tonight at one of the Tundra Tarts consisted of a ManBeast creation… Sourdough with mayo, layered spinach, hard boiled eggs, still warm, bacon; crisp, hot house tomatoes sliced thick and another piece of toasted sourdough on top!… and for dessert….
A CABIN GODDESS and Kitty INSPIRED CREATION.. a Bacon S’More!….need I say more.. I think NOT!
SLAVE TO THE PIG!!